How to Save the World and Find True Love in 90 Minutes

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How to Save the World and Find True Love in 90 Minutes

Book and Lyrics by Jonathan Karp

Music by Seth Weinstein
  

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How to Save the World and Find True Love in 90 Minutes is the story of two days in the life of MILES MULDOON, a phobic bookstore clerk at the United Nations who, after an unfortunate incident with a barrage of Guatemalan melons, develops the ability to read people's minds.

Miles has never been one of life's overachievers. A rising young diplomat at the United Nations, VIOLET ZIPPER, informs him that he's a slacker. Violet is ambitious and sexy - she's even been featured on the cover of Disarmament Quarterly posing suggestively with a scud missile. Miles is determined to charm her into giving him a better job...and more.

For counsel, Miles finds solace in the company of his best friend, JULIE LEMMON, a fellow slacker at the bookstore. Beneath Julie's pierced nipples beats the heart of a spiritual seeker. Julie can cite Conversations With God chapter and verse. That book provides her with the chief lesson she is determined to teach Miles: There are only two emotions in life - love or fear.

When the melons change MIles's life forever and the very nature of the new world order is threatened, Miles must make a choice between love and fear. Helping him battle his inner coward is his personal Greek chorus (also known as the Pretentious Assholes), a versatile trio of players who help Miles re-enact events while occasionally singing in foreboding three-part harmonies.

Inspired in equal parts by Neil Simon and William Finn, The Daily Show and Danny Kaye, this is a contemporary musical comedy for a new generation.